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The Satyricon of Petronius Arbiter - The Dinner of Trimalcho
The second volume of The Satyricon, by Petronius, featuring the Dinner of Trimalchio.
 More of This Feature
• Satyricon Introduction
• Satyricon Volume 1 - Adventures of Encolpius and His Companions
• Satyricon Volume 2 - The Dinner of Trimalcho
• Satyricon Volume 3 - Further Adventures of Encolpius and His Companions
• Satyricon Volume 4 - Encolpius, Giton and Eumolpus Escape By Sea
• Satyricon Volume 5 - Affairs at Crotona
• The Satyricon of Petronius - Editor's Notes
 
 Related Resources
• Menippean Satire and Petronius Satyricon
 

VOLUME 2. -- THE DINNER OF TRIMALCHIO

CHAPTER THE SIXTY-FIRST.

After they had all wished each other sound minds and good health, "Trimalchio turned to Niceros. "You used to be better company at dinner," he remarked, "and I don't know why you should be dumb today, with never a word to say. If you wish to make me happy, tell about that experience you had, I beg of you." Delighted at the affability of his friend, "I hope I lose all my luck if I'm not tickled to death at the humor I see you in," Niceros replied. "All right, let's go the limit for a good time, though I'm afraid these scholars'll laugh at me, but I'll tell my tale and they can go as far as they like. What t'hell do I care who laughs? It's better to be laughed at than laughed down." These words spake the hero, and began the following tale: "We lived in a narrow street in the house Gavilla now owns, when I was a slave. There, by the will of the gods, I fell in love with the wife of Terentius, the innkeeper; you knew Melissa of Tarentum, that pretty round-checked little wench. It was no carnal passion, so hear me, Hercules, it wasn't; I was not in love with her physical charms. No, it was because she was such a good sport. I never asked her for a thing and had her deny me; if she had an as, I had half. I trusted her with everything I had and never was done out of anything. Her husband up and died on the place, one day, so I tried every way I could to get to her, for you know friends ought to show up when anyone's in a pinch.

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